Dammitt, I will get this maternity clothes thing under control!! One of the shirts I picked up last week is a totally cute blue and black polka-dotted, tie in the back number. The top ties right under the girls and then balloons out like only a maternity shirt can. Cute though. The tie in the back is a square knot and I just let the ends hang down my back. So, I had this baby on at work yesterday for the first time and during my first (of probably 14) bathroom trips I plow into the stall, whip the pants down (thanks to elastic waist maternity pants) and settle in when I sense that something just isn't right.
I can feel the long tie touching my butt and it makes me wonder if they're touching my butt, just exactly how far down are they hanging? So, as I run my hand down the ties I realize yes, in fact, they are resting about 2 inches into the toilet bowl water!!
Frickin' awesome - because I want nothing more than to leave the bathroom in a shirt that could be a two man tent with the ties sopping wet with toilet water. I can say though, luckily I hadn't started to pee yet, but still, its the thought of trodding around with toilet-soaked ties that still ticks me off.
Ohhhh, honey. If it makes you feel better, I did the same thing at work last week with my procedure gown, and I'm nowhere near the huge pregnant status that you are. And hey, a little toilet water never hurt anyone, right??
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