My New Craigslist Ad...

Four Boer cross goats - free to good home any home.

Owner should possess: maximum security prison decent fencing, the ability to chase them minimum three miles excellent cardiovascular health, complete disregard for your own personal property no nice things stored outdoors, super-patient neighbors (preferably with good cardiovascular health themselves) decent fencing and unlimited funds to put toward additional fencing materials be prepared for possible fencing improvements.

Goats may be seen wandering our neighborhood seen by appointment only. You catch, you haul.